deaddd of the night & i am screwed4life.

my intension is not to sleep tonight.

not that i am that bo liao to challenge myself  to not sleeping

f if i had a choice i’ll sleep my life away. jokes

i am not done with a pols essay which is suppose to be due ytd. harrrrrowpeas! i am screwed for life. 

there should be a website called, screwed4life.com

my post will be

my life now revolves around undone essays which i have no idea how to write, i will fail and if i do, i have to repeat the unit, my parents will be upset, more money will be wasted on my education, i will be poor, useless and a begger and these undone essays pretty much is my life now. i am SFL (screwed for life). 

not very interesting , i know.

noonesomeoneoneweek2

does it count?

yes? no?

i am feeelingg very crappy lately.

all because i am stuck at home doinf fing gay essays.

it is like a endless pit.

my whole uni life. writing essays. abt islam, terrorism, china, elections, australia, more terrorism, foreign policies, more elections, democracy, more democracy.

b hell. and i get crap marks anyways. makes me very unmotivated. like a unmotivated pokemon, f . what does pikachu does when he is stressed?

i guess he shoots out some electric waves

and what do we do when we are stressed? 

winge? eat?  cry? i dunno i think we actually think of what to do when we’re stressed

like “f la, this is too hard, letme go find some coffee”

5 mins later ” f, too hard to make coffee, need to boil milk etc”

hrm ” i should go for a drive to get coffee and relax”

reach nearby coffee place ” hrm maybe i should go to the supermarket and unwind”

one step of unwinding leads to another. and u never get your work done.

how good if we were made to shoot out electricity thru out cheeks (or whatever other body parts that makes u happy, haa).

than after all electricity’s out , we’ll all be concentrated litttllee people .

the pikachu analogy makes me very relaxed now.

than there is exams. nv felt so tired .

-end of winge session-

mooo

hi,

my life is so boring that the word boring is an understatement. 

ha, u like my new understatement statement.

i told my nephew ” i am so cool that cool is a understatement”

all i got was his tiny eyes being rolled all over and all i saw was the whites of his eyes.

i have one more week of uni to go and struggling to finish 2 major essays and a comms assignment.

and i am actually sad this semester is ending. i really liked the excitement of this semester.

at the same time, i really miss singapore and everyone there.

4 weeks and i will be home. 

less freedom, more fun.

 

i really like my makeup here. good columns.

hearsay

ha , i am bored again and i thought of something.

ytd, bro and rt went to my cousin’s hse

and this is what my nephew said

nephew: ” wa luckily victoria yi yi did not come today”

bro: ” orrrhh hor, i am going to tell her”

cousin(his mother) : ” you better be careful, you will see what will happen on sunday when she comes”

nephew: ” she is miss irritating”

bro: ” i thought u were good friends with her when u were in China”

nephew: ” yah, cause i have no friends”

see, kids adore me.

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heeeeeey. its been longg .

anywehs, i have 3 more weeks of uni before the end of being in year 2 of uni.

chui, i feel so old. uni has been very very fast, like sonic plus mario speeed.

and this 3 weeks i have 4 major essay’s due.

consolation for all the work will be halloween .

hahahs. and i better get going. 

i am going to sound teeennny 

here it goes

 

my life sucks.

ha

teeny enough?

you say

its been a long time since ‘cunt face’ screwed my feelings enough to make me blog.

i am stressed. like a stress ball.

my site is not submitted correctly

and

i am still stuck doing my presentation.

have not been sleeping well in days.

life like that.

i feel truly CHUI.

and i have been feeling very excited lately.

i think feeling excited makes me feel chui toos.

cause it takes up alot of energy .

shall blog proper when i finish my work.

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thanks

when i was about the turn into the road heading home. some bloody moron decided there was enough space for two cars and bloody scrapped my bumper and side mirror. 

fuck. i am bloody angry, and i have no idea at what

i had to chase that bloody hyundai down the road whilst horning.

after that bloody moron scrapped my car, my bro went ” chase that bloody fucker, rav, go, faster, high beem, horn, where is the stick”

ha, i was bloody angry. when it was not  my bloody fault.

 

and bloody moron decided to switch off the head lights( it happened at night) and drive at ridiculous speeds. smart. very smart. 

roads were bloody dark, gave up the chase, went to the police station, waited bloody long to make a report.

and i am not a bloody irresponsible FEMALE driver. i was driving perfectly safe, signaled and slowed down when i had to.

bloody moron .

have no idea how to express all this shit

and bloody sauce spilled all over my bag

bloody bad luck. 

hit and run shit  , all the shit

and now i have to go get my car repaired. 

i never expected my first accident to be like this. not my bloody fault.

shit face, whore cake.

i dug a hole

in my face.

i dug a hole in my face.

kids at home . do not try it.

do not pick your pimples.

mine is rank, it looks like as deep as a mine pit

i am going to be mo peng.

confirm.

this is saddening. weh do i have to pick my pimples.

i have pimples located on my chin and cheek. wtf. sad

sad

there is only so much i can say abt pimples.

and maybe more i can say abt some other things

i am going to hong kong in nov with Giselle and Jasmine. which is very exciting.

i am already counting down to my trip back home.

and yes i am on a self declared study break now. hrm i feel so lazy

and yes

i am lazy