me now hanging at the airport waiting to board.

i am flying with a piece of paper today not a passport.

blooddy hell, so many problems. 

they nv see paper before isit? dl

anyways i think i am going blind. bloody eye so blurry. 

ok i think it is time to me to go .

SHHEE U IN SINGAPOREE.

ION + SUPPER on wed.

meee cannot contain me excitement. 

after what seems like 7 years in dog years, i have finally got my documents DHLed to me. 

Should be arriving on monday.

fingers crossed i can go back home on monday arvo. ffffiiinnnallyy .

anywehs me shall spent more time posting photos. since when i am back me will not really be hung on the com.

it shall start with, one fine evening.

the gang plus some of their mothers decided to go to little creatures. though not a place for the old, they decided that their ageing mothers deserved some fun times at the brewery.

here, they drank beers. and look at the girl in blue, glasses of water strategically located (if you know what i mean). ahahs

looking like oiled nuts with tofu. but NOOOO its the angmoh version. Olives and fetta

 they ate prawns 

before their mothers went back the next day, they prepared a nice little steamboat. take note of their use of dining equipment.

they decided to whisk out what they used for halloween to serve meat. hrmm nice choice. The mothers actually did not know what we were laughing at. 

they felt like they were eating marina’s steamboat. 

rutzies spicing up her life.

look at their chewing faces. hahas

hahas, loooky i made 100% breakfast for exam ppl. next time ur children take exams hire me. me charge cchiiip chipp. ahhs like a birdy

rutzies hobby is plucking out my leg hair using a tweezer. ahhahas. me know me looking like a total moron.But i really like this expression, its that “look-at-me-my-head-is-a-flower” look.

 and me being so free. so me made some sushi.

ok thats why. as you can see i got bored of captioning. verrryy tiring. 

and my mother reeaallly don want me to go home. 

i told her , “mum i am dhling the documents”

she went ” why? no need, just wait for express post”.

sad. sad. sad.

caarrnnot wait for monday to come. 

me again.

since me no go home, me have lots of time to do mindless things.

i.e. BROOOOGING. hahahas

& more mindless things like POSTING PHOTOS. hahahas

not funny, at this time me should be in the car on the way to the airport. BUT NOOOOOO. oh wells. haaa

photo time. shall be accompanied by a caption, cause i hope posting photos can take up 5 hrs. than it will be diinnerr time.

one fine day.

a certain narcissistic girl went to the beach

and there she found her friends. her friend on the far left looked rather excited to see her. however, the one on the far right looks rather dulan. hair flew into their mouths as the wind blew windly, they felt full from tasting the sour strands of their unwashed ape like hair.

after having sour ape like hair for dinner, they decided to work the camera against mother nature. however the hair of the girl in green could not contain the excitement. her hair flew wildly and covered the face of the boy in blue.

they than thought covering their faces with their apelike hair would make them look cool and less chui.

another moron, who thinks taking up-angled photos will enhance her moronicness.

this girl had a large hickey on her neck. she tries to deny it by saying its eczema. i believed her, it was her birthday.

sour hair was not enough for them. They ate something which look like a long fried piece of batter and many tubes of fried batter. 

they also ate what looks like a whole lot of rubbish stirred into a plate of tomato puree. 

look at their peace signs and doggy like actions. what peace loving hippies and animal loving people . aww

3 out of the 5 thought not smiling makes them look druggy. but yeah, it actually does. good job guys

here, they found out putting ferrocups on eyes would give you awesome vision.

looking normal, girl with gold studs on her sleeves really wants to be a officer. her studs replace ranks.

inverted peacesign= unpeace, double peacesign= peace two u

this is very tiring. shall end it heree.

bye.

hi,

i suay ttm. hahhas

suppose to fly home today, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO i am not.

cause after i finish packing ytd i went to look for my passport and it was ggoonnee.

apparently it was lost somewhere, the whole house helped me hunt for the missing passport but it is officially gone.

like how the rain drop fall and evaporate, my passport is gone.

called the singapore high comm consular guy at 1am and it was 4am at canberra.

he was like a funny uncle.

i said ” hi, i lost my passport. What should i do”

he said ” why u look for passport at 4am in the morning?”

i said ” sorry, did i wake u up, should i call later”

he said ” its okay, take a pen and paper to record the steps to get a document of identity”

blah blah blah

i said ” can i get it on friday “

he said ” wa i think cannot leh, you know Australia very slow, we take 30 minutes to process, they take 3 days to send to you, and the postage is not reliable”

he is very funny, super animated. Thumbs up to the consular man, willing to help at 4 in the morning.

i like nice old people.

hahha. so this is the story of me not being able to go home tmr. 

woke at super early today to go to the police station. chui. 

see la, super suay. 

friendsssss, i miss u guyysss ! but we will meet again.

when get my identity back.

for a better world

for a fairer world. 

it is never going to happen.

soon enough u will realize people come and go just like that

RIP.

blessed be your soul.

I CANNOT WAIT FORRR TMR TO COME.

AUSTRALIAN FOREIGN POLICY i’ll write you three made up crap essays, and i don’t care anymore. ha sifff. i still care.

but still.

i hate studying for last papers.

tmr this time i will be with allll my long-time-no-meet friends at cott beaccchhh. 

being the last person finishing exams really suckksss. 

few of my suggestions on celebrating post exams.

1) pour left over cans of red bull on my face 

2) laugh at murdoch ppl who still have not started exams

3) laugh more 

4) i dunno. laugh more?

anywayyss nnoyd, congrats ! u better drive us all. ahahs 

one more day of thinking about the ANZUS alliance yeeoooowww.

bbbyyyeeeeee

shheeeeeee u allll back in singggaaaaaPOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

h8 exams. 

we hate exams

u hate exams

sian sian sian. 

why why why. 

do 

do

do

i i i always feel like a failure.

hahah, when i read GMH i always feel like crying.

i sound too emotional. wehwweh weh 

but i think its written for u to feel like tht. 

and i don know if i should goback on the 18thnov or 2nd dec. need to make decision fasst. 

sian, back to notes. bye

everyone seems to have either finished or is half way through their exams. and me?

i haven even started. chui

i start my pols in the usa paper tmr. 

i am more stressed in getting assignments back than doing exams atm. cause my assignments weigh more than the exams.

ha.

edited

i did my paper today, and fffffffffffffffffffff. 

act smart only, knew what questions were coming out, but decided not to draft out essay plans. 

blanked out completely when i wrote the essays. crappiest essays i’ve ever written, ffffff. fail alr.

anyways we had rutzies birthday cum halloween party last sat

bro’s kyle btw, if ure wondering.

helium ballons..YEOOWWW

pb.

the rest on fb, cbb posting here. 

more study time now . bye

YEEEOOOOOWWWWW HOOO.

i am finally done with all my assignments today, which is also the last day of  year 2 of uni. 

dayymm, it flashes by, like captain underpants.

i am going to have a niceee long sleep tonight.

i feel like i haven been sleeping for a long time.

the past month of struggle is OVER! 

ha, theres still exams in 2 weeks.

AND HALLOWWWEEENNN. yeoowwww 

i cannot wait for rt’s birthday/ halloween party.

after going thru the 1000000 different ideas i had, i  decided to go as my all time fave lover.

HARROWWW KITTTYY. come and play with me.

ha, heelllooww kitty is veryyy sexuallllyy disturbed. wth is with “come and play with me”

anyways. i went to left offf some steamm today, bought 6 pairs of shoes . for $10-30 each. vveerrryy cheap

i need alot of cheap shoes, cause i have hk feet and it stinks up pretty quick. sad sad sad sad sad sad.

i am a schmeelllrlie girl.

ohhhh wellllllllllssssssssss

JJJJOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

i have  a new amazing discovery, 

the only time u get praised multiple times in one short minute is when you play Bejeweled Blitz on Fb.

the deep voiced ghostly man goes “excellent , good, awesome”

makes me very happy.

the essay which i finished doing at 6.40am in the morning was a piece of lard.

i saw the sun rise than went to bed for 3 hrs. so for the past 30 hrs i have not really slept.

went to work, felt like a zombie.

anyways, go play bejeweled blitz if u are a screwed up person, wanting a computer game to constantly praise you.

note: if you really suck at the game , don bother, cause u will not be praised and might serve to demoralize.